There is a mystique that surrounds midgets. Where did they come from? Do they have abilities that us "normals" do not have? Most importantly, do midgets have souls (unlike gingers)? As we all know, gingers and midgets fall in the "humanoid" subcategory (along with centaurs and ogres) and therefore have abilities that we may not have.
The question that all of you may need answered is: do midgets have nightvision? According to a blogger on answers.yahoo.com, they do indeed have nightvision (source: Lord of the Rings). But what exactly do midgets use their nightvision for? It is somewhat of an urban legend that midgets use their nightvision to stalk their prey (squirrels and owls), which are easier to hunt at night. As we all know, midgets also do not like us to point out that they are "vertically challenged" and it is believed they hunt down those at night who poke fun at them.
Another question you may be asking yourself is: if a midget gets bit by a werewolf, do they stay the same size or do they grow into normal size werewolves? This question has been one that I myself have had a hard time finding an answer to, so I asked somebody I believed was a midget, but also a werewolf. To my surprise he refused to talk to me and so I have to continue my research to find out if this is indeed true.
Are midgets a threat to society? According to Mel Gibson "midgets are the cause of all wars", therefore, pissing off a midget who is in power is not advised. But I do not believe we ever have to worry about that because they only receive half the vote that a normal person does, so aquiring power (at least in this country) is virtually impossible.
But with all the negativities that midgets bring to the table, there are some positives. Midgets are worth 2 camels in Egypt (which in the United States a camel is roughly $3021.32). So if you are planning to travel to Egypt anytime soon, keep that piece of information in mind. Also, if you are a lonely man and have nowhere else to turn always remember that midget prosititutes are worth half the price of a "normal person".
The last topic to discuss is: do midgets have souls? The answer to that question is no. It is believed that midgets made a deal with Lucifer around the year 1300 and ever since then they were condemned to a life without souls. They did however receive something that nobody else had: nightvision and as discussed earlier, it helps them hunt their prey.
I hope this blog helped clear up any stereotypes that you had about midgets. If you have any questions feel free to post them. Thanks.
