The bad guy was the good guy. Although he could have still been the bad guy; although he was originally the good guy. But he did bad things for the good of mankind. Although it was pretty horrible what he did. But at the same time it was good I guess. But not really...he was known as the World's Smartest Man. He was still a douche though...
There was a naked blue man the whole movie. I don't normally enjoy a movie that has more dick than breasts...not my kind of movie. For some reason they found it necessary to show his penis whenever they could. Which I thought they could have left out. He was originally some kind of scientist and electricity made him some kind of god. He thought he was the cat's pajamas; he still seemed kinda like a douche though. He was a straight up asshole. Back to my earlier point...he used to be a human. So you would think he would know that he should wear underwear at least. At least he had the decency to wear underwear when he killed Vietnamese people during the Vietnam war. But not while he is among his friends.
There was this one chick and she liked the blue guy. I guess somehow she was sexually attracted to him...he could to this one thing with his hands. Bam! Instant orgasm. She kinda rubbed off as a slut because she was getting rubbed on by the blue guy whilst talking to another dude. Her mom was raped by a creeper with a mustache and thats how she was made. Her mom also rubbed off as kinda slutty because of the clothes she wore. Oh...and she was sleeping with like...2 blue guys at once point in the movie. Hence...she was a slut.
There was this one guy who thought he was Batman. He wore the same exact get-up. Somehow he knew some ancient Jackie Chan style karate and whooped everyone's ass. Except for the World's Smartest Man (aka bad/good guy); he knows even better Karate which he probably learned from Bruce Lee. He flew this weird plane-thing that looked like shit. He is rich...he should afford something that looks cool. He also just happened to run out of fuel right as he reached his destination...lucky him. He was kinda a pussy too. Lucky for him he knew Karate. He also wore a cape.
There also was this dude who wore a mask the whole movie. He was mentally insane or something. He was still a badass. He was a little ginger kid...must have been why he always wore his mask. He got made fun of when he was little...so he also decided to become a ninja. His mom was a whore and thats how she made money. She told him she should of had an abortion when she was pregnant with him. He took it pretty well. He didn't have a house. He just broke into his friend's house and ate their food. He didn't wear a cape. His weakness is also the World's Smartest Man because he can catch bullets. Mask guy however cannot.
Last dude to talk about is a guy they call the Comedian. Although he was an asshole and his jokes were terrible. His idea of a joke was punching a woman in the face and laughing. He was pretty strong and he had a mustache (he was the slut girl's dad she didn't find out until the end of the movie). He got an asian girl pregnant when he was in Vietnam and he killed her because he didn't want to pay child support...plus he was an asshole. He got sad and talked to this dude who was his arch-enemy. Although the guy had huge ears and was like 80 years old and he was dying of cancer and was a pussy. Not much of a villian. The Comedian died when he was pushed out of a window. He always had a cigar in his mouth and he enjoyed being a douche.
So all in all I give the movie a 5/10. If you are into sluts, rapists, blue dicks and a dude who thinks he is Batman; then this movie is for you.
